Men.

My job has finally gotten me to this point of being immensely sick of the American idea of masculinity.
Over night, there are no women around us,
And the pathetic washout jerkoffs I work with have nothing better to do than patronize and objectify them.
When I, of course show up and don't bother taking part in shitty conversations about fucking, cheating, lying, looking and eye-fucking, how does the beer-drinking American man respond to me?
Why, I must be a faggot, is, of course, his immediate assumption.
Well, you worthless homophobes, would it be a problem if I was gay?
Of course it would, then you'd want to kick my ass.
Well, if not being a pig makes me non-heterosexual, then fuck it.
I don't want to be.
I still am sexually attracted to women, but I'd prefer to respect them as well.
And if you can't respect that, then fuck off.
I have no time in my life for machismo and he-men,
And that includes you.